Today, I must reflect on the meaninglessness of decaf. Really? Really?? What we’re the inventors of decaffeinated coffee hoping to accomplish when they first extracted the caffeine from the coffee bean. What’s the freakin’ point?
This morning in my apartment we were out of regular coffee because we haven’t been grocery shopping in a couple weeks. One day a few months back Miss Ava mistakenly bought some decaf grounds so that’s all we had on hand. Erin made the coffee just the same as always, but it’s not the same.
I apologize to all the decaf coffee drinkers in this world, but I must ask why? How does a cup of flavored, hot water wake you up in the morning. If I wanted decaf, I’d drink tea. This is why I must agree with the Sugar House Coffee slogan “Death to Decaf.”